Why do you accept bookings if you want to cancel them later? Go to hell! Will you take me to Lokhandwala? I’ll take you wherever you like. Hop in. Ma’am, the rear door is locked. Sit in the front with me You’ll be comfortable. Very good. Let’s go. Ma’am… …did you fight with your boyfriend? That’s good. Even better if you don’t… …have a boyfriend. There’s no one standing in my way. I mean, there’s no traffic today. Usually, there’s a lot of traffic, ma’am. Whether or not there’s traffic, ma’am… …I force my way in. Mumbai has become hot, ma’am. Plus, you’re sitting in my car. Plus, there’s no AC in the car. What good would it have done, anyway, ma’am? Keep your eyes on the road! I have my eyes on the right road, ma’am. “a pervert double-meaning song”
SHUT THE F**K UP! What did you write to me on the chat? You want me to deliver the stuff! I am feeding you fu**ers… …and you’ll teach me how to do business! People are getting jailed for having just the green stuff. You want me to roam around Bombaywith a kilo of white powder! Have you lost your mind? Where have we reached? Where have we reached? Hey, you perv bastard! I am asking you! Will, you tell me where we have reached? I’m in Murli’s area. Let me count. Hey, assh*le! I’m not counting your ass-worth… …which would just last for seconds. I have Rs. 300,000. You give it to Vicky later. That asshat won’t give me the money? I will squeeze his balls. Even his father will pay me! Did you get the sample of our new product? You want me to deliver this product, you fuc… Wait. I’ve it loaded in my bag. if a shoot-out happens, I am gonna kill everyone. How will I get caught? I am not going to get down.And I’m not traveling in my car. How will I get caught? Hey, wannabe detective! Don’t make such mistakes You know what? Make a call. Go ahead. Every damn soul in this city knows me anyone whoever comes in our way… “Has ended up dead.” *the pervy song tune* “Has ended up dead.” *the pervy song tune* “Has ended up dead.” *the pervy song tune* Tell me. Nothing, you wanna know something? I just got someone’s ass handed to him Listen. Tell him… …to pack the sample powder in a pizza box. Ask him to wear the uniform… …of a pizza delivery guy. The cops are being super suspicious these days. No one should see you. Also, send me a cold drink. My driver feels hot. I am sitting in the car. What good will the AC do anyway? Right? Hey, do*che.Pull up on the side. Park it properly on the side.a lot of cops trail here. Send me the delivery guy’s number. I am calling him from a fake number. I am Barkha speaking. I’m sitting in a taxi. Are you wearing a uniform? You should look like a delivery boy. Look around to check for the cops. also fake say a thank you. Hurry. Thank you, ma’am. Have a nice day. Come on. Whom are you waiting for? you also want a sample of…PIZZA? Have a nice day, Pandey! That’s great! You have modern potheads working for you. Hey, asshat! Can you speak English? Yes, ma’am.- Wow! He drives well. He says he can force in… …through traffic. and we force our knives in through bodies hey di*kwad! I was wearing my sandals. Drive the car. Do you think I’m a ghost? do you think this is some “aakhri safar” shit? Drive the car!- Sorry, ma’am! still won’t stop staring at me. Hey! Look ahead! Sorry, ma’am. The powder is great! The customer will lose her shit! Hey, what are you saying? Couldn’t you notice it earlier? Hey, stop the car. you are in big trouble di*kwad… Why, ma’am?- The place where we just went… …has CCTV cameras. SHUT THE F**K UP Disappearfor 10 to 15 days. The cops will catch you if you stay here. If you snitch to the cops… …I will kill you. So, go away. Leave your car here. Ma’am, how can I leave my car here? I am a helpless person.- a pervy helpless person I guess?! Just come home with me. Come on. Come! Are you coming or… Fu**ing Coward. Hello. I’ve got the sample.Where should I go? The stuff is alright. It’s cold. Do you have an oven at home? holy shit it was soo fun pranking that perv-bastard When he crossed the line… …I decided… “double-meaning pervert song.” ‘SHUT THE F**K UP!’ ‘What did you write to me on the chat?’ ‘You want me to deliver the stuff!’ I decided to play with him since there was some free time… …for me to reach home. ‘I’m not counting your ass-worth.. …which will last for seconds’ ‘I have Rs. 300,000.’ ‘I’ve it loaded in the bag.’ ‘if a shoot-out happens, I am gonna kill everyone’ I ordered a pizza from a food delivery app ‘Listen. Tell him… …to pack the sample in a pizza box.’ When I called the pizza joint… ‘I am Barkha speaking.’ ‘I’m sitting in a taxi.’ ‘Are you wearing a uniform?’ ‘No one should suspect you.’ Thank you, ma’am.Have a nice day. and the best part! I took my credit card. ‘Hey, look ahead!’ ‘Sorry, ma’am.’ ‘The sample is great! The customerwill lose her shit!’ I taught that pervert-assh*le such a lesson… …that he will never even look at a lady again. He will treat his wife as his sister. Here Women’s safety has become a joke. So, we thought we should make a video… …to shed light on this issue. And I don’t need to tell you… …that you are not foolish enough… …to repeat all this in real life… …what I did in the video. Please respect everyone irrespective of their gender. True!- Right? I want to thank Barkha Singh who joined me in this video… …to create this ACV Hatke blog. I had a lot of fun!